Heartbreaker

I find the exasperation of the Bouch Bomb™️ nauseating. Love.

To be fair, they didn't draft Giordano either. Love.

Agreed. Smuggling cocaine in your underpants (Bob Probert)? No problem. Vehicular homicide? Maybe. Rape? Get the Blockchain outta here. Love.

A little devastated to miss this game tonight, but I'll be watching for sure as they float 34 to the rafters. Since I'll be around other people that I'll see again, hopefully I keep it together a little bit better than I did for 12. It's so hard to look cool. Love.

Ahh, yes. Joe Colborne. One day he'll get the call! Love.

I'm so excited that they're retiring his jersey... but I can't figure out why it'd be against the Penguins. Watching those clips, it seems like you'd want to do it against Vancouver, Detroit, or San Jose. Maybe the schedule didn't work out for a Saturday home game. In any case, I'm really happy for him! Love.

I appreciate that, Buddy. It's been a couple of days, and I've been starved for attention! I'll make it worth your while... Hey JJ, when is a door no longer a door? ... ... ... When it's ajar. Love.

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I think that another class of player that the Flames have historically done well with is the reclamation project. Players that have a ton of potential, but aren't reaching it on their former team for any number of reasons. To be clear, the Flames lose a lot of these players as well, but a few success stories might include players like Kristian Huselius, Jiri Hudler, Rene Bourque, and even Elias Lindholm. None of these guys are among the elite in the league, but they were all great Flames. This doesn't always work, though—James Neal, Ales Kotalik, I'm looking at you. Love.

In the conference final, I would cheer for the rare double-elimination. Love.

That's nice... but when the season's on the line, you're gonna want the puck on the stick of thick-dick-Nick Ritchie! Love.

I was listening to Steinberg yesterday when they were comin' at us from the Purple Haberdashers Seafood Emporium and Wing Shack, and I was thinking the same thing. There is a helluva lotta defensive responsibility that's about to fall on Yegor Sharangovich. Love.

Perhaps... but it sounds like we may have lost a rapist. I'm with you on Monohan, but let's just take the L on 29. Love.

And then the Blackhawks won the most consequential draft lottery since McDavid... but Arizona lost their pick for conducting illegal pre-draft testing. A false equivalency, perhaps, but that's one of those things that I can't get stoked about. Love.

There it is. https://www.tsn.ca/sources-confirm-nhl-players-facing-charges-in-sexual-assault-investigation-1.2069570 No Blockchaining love.