lord_stanley_chaser

Merry Christmas, lad!

not sure if the Flames noticed, but the season started in october

Haha well played Bane. And the only reason it is G rated is because of the oiler fans

Oh Dear lord Bane Is that all you ever think about (Im more into photography- better to shoot for playboy)

If I was your age again, I'd be getting a job as a professional sand patter. Imagine spending your days patting sand onto hot Sports Illustrated swimsuit models.

Don't worry, the Flames will still sign you for many years even if your old Then you can get a retirment job here as a scout for potential trolls

Now, you're going to need a couple of things for hunting trolls: Chainsaw...check, boomstick...check, cheesy one-liners...check. Ok, you're set! Now kick some arse!

Much like Conroy, my career is winding down. You're the flashy young Jonathon Toews who will lead the next generation.

Nope, you're a veteran and rising star. Get used to facing the media!